GAB'S BEAUTIFUL LIFE

Friday, October 31, 2008

Hock Yang's and Jia Hao's belated birthdays

Happy birthday to you~

Happy birthday to Lili~~

Happy birthday to you~!

Yes, today is the exact birthday of Tan Shen Li. We bitches bought a cake to surprise her during lessons. I bet she must be damn touched by us. Haha.

A very chocolate-ty chocolate cake. I actually requested that they put heart shape on the 'i' of the word LiLi. Yunwei say I'm being a joke but they actually did it. Aww.

Yum Yum. I love chocolate cake. =>

The table was too short, not that Lili was tall. I think she will love this picture a lot cos her favorite LowChingFei happens to be just beside her.

A very very very happy Lili. Wow. It rhymes.

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After lessons we met up with the Changkul people to go pizza hut for dinner.

The 1st birthday boy. Though his birthday was supposed to be on 29th instead but nevertheless.

I have no problems believing that HockYang is a gay, but Joel too?! Aww. Seems like straight guys are getting endangered. Tsk tsk tsk.

My ex-hubby finally realised the truth that she looks like a joke on photos so she is trying to save herself from further embarrassment. I'm proud that she realised her mistake and is trying to change. Lol.

HAHAHA. I must say JiaJun looks gay and JiaHao look like Mr.Potato (except without a moustache) in this photo. HAHAHA. Even though it is mostly the fault of both the camera and lighting. But still, HAHAHA.

For those who want the videos please come and get from me personally cause other then youtube, I don't know anymore ways to share the videos. But I'm sure you guys don't want to appear on you tube right? Lol.

Was Bitching At 12:58 PM♥

If only I had wings to fly

Thursday, October 30, 2008

LiLi's Early Birthday Celebration

Firstly I want to thank those people who had showed your love and concern over the unhappy issue between me and anonymous. I really appreciate it. Though anonymous still have not talk to me but I guess that does not really matter. As most of you had noticed, I had taken down the unhappy post even though it is not known whether the main lead had read the post or not. I don't really care whether he did or not anyway. Many ask me why I did that. Just two reasons. First, it is because I don't really wish for unhappy stuffs to be in my blog, even if there is, the 1st one must not be him. Next, it is because I am trying to appreciate the sentence: ' Live and let live'. Lol

Anyway my ex-hubby, Mengx, made me promised her to mention her in this post.

Thank you Mengx for coming all the way from atrium to canteen 2 to save me with a 10cent coin.

I'm so touched till tears are rolling down my face. (OMG, why is my nose growing suddenly?!)

And it seems like Lili want very badly to appear in this post too. I shall let her then, taking it as fulfilling one of her birthday's wish by dedicating part of the post to her. So we bitches had a bet with Lili. The bet was that if she could refrain from cutting her hair till December is here, each of us will give her 20bucks. Hence she can earn $100 just by not cutting her hair. DAMN REAL GOOD DEAL RIGHT? I didn't even know why I made such a un-profitable deal with her(T.T). Anyway I can't take back my words, so I think I should just go bang myself against the wall...

This is Lili in March 2008. Look at her stupid boyish hairstyle. I don't know why, but looking at this picture, I feel like slapping her.

This is Lili in June 2008.

TA-DAH!!! This is Lili on 30th Oct 2008. Look at the huge amount of poisoned and dead grass hanging from her head.

As if her front view was not enough to make me feel like whacking her, she insisted that I take her side view also. Ok Lili, I know that you like the great heap of hay on your head so you can stop showing off now.

My hair had grown till above my nehneh while Lili your's is above and above some more of your nehneh so you still lose to me. Ne ni ne ni poo poo.

After school, we bitches plus Michael went to 'Tian Tian Huo Guo' at Bugis to have our steamboat dinner. The whole group of us look like 6 daughters and grand-daughters going out with the father/grandfather. Eh..wait a minute. Steph looks old so it is 5 daughters and grand-daughters going out with the father/grandfather and mother/grandmother.

WARNING !!

Below are some obscene pictures.

Recommended Parental Advisory.

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Omg! Why is there a extra pair of hands ??!!

The Snow White Demon with a...WTS is that in her smelly mouth? A piece of rat meat?

The Tofu Gay. Known to be hanging out frequently in NP, CCK and Yew Tee area.

Was Bitching At 12:08 PM♥

If only I had wings to fly

Saturday, October 25, 2008

SINGAPORE HITS AWARD 2008 Rehearsal

What a happening day it was today. Below are some of the pictures I took from the hits award.

The stage for the show.

A closer look at the backdrop. The backdrop is this very big LCD screen which changes it's picture every now and then to suit the mood and needs of whatever is going on on the stage.

Surrounding the big LCD screen backdrop are small LCD screens. The effect of the both of them add together is so pretty. =>

So we saw celebrities like Yoga(林宥嘉), Jade Liu(刘力扬), Tan Diya, Superband lead singer from 三月 and I forget which group the other guy was from, and 93.3FM DJs like PeiFen(林佩芬), ZhiYong(丁志勇), JiaHui(肃嘉惠), Chongqin(周崇庆), WeiBin(蔡伟彬). Yoga and Jade were rehearsing their duet when we reached. I think Yoga is a nice guy. After the rehearsal he thanked the stage coordinators and even the dancers by saying: "谢谢，老师们。”( meaning: thank you teachers). If I was one of the dancers I will be happy like siao la, got celeb call me teacher lex. Lol. See got one figure standing on the stage in the picture above? That is actually Yoga, just that the lights were too glaring and my camera was too lousy that why you can't see (T.T).

(p.s.: If I ever have the chance to talk to him, I would ask him why name himself Yoga and not Pilates?)

The trusses that holds the lighting above the stage. I feel that the whole show have to thank the lighting crew cause it is the lights that really liven up the whole atmosphere. The lights were really damn cool la. There were quite a lot of moving heads and when all of them move together you will go: "WOW. Cool shit man."(Ok, maybe apply for me only). And you can see the light rays from all the lights. Only two words to describe the lighting: Sibei Chio(Very pretty in hokkien).

The Gobo effects (Gobo is a design cut into a plate used to create patterns of projected light. For more info please go to Wikipedia). Their Gobo is damn cool. They have like 3 or more different kind of designs. Ok, the picture sucks, but the effect in real life is really nice.

The Flying camera. Check out it's secret flying techniques from the picture below.

Yes, it is the Jeep(also known as crane) that help it to fly. See the long black stick in the picture? That is the jeep. It is about 5 metres long(or more) I think. Two of them were used for this event.

Ta-dah. My access card. Before I got my access card, there was this security at the entrance who pushed me as I was blocking someone who has the card. I think that someone is the DJ JiaHui. Freaking pissed can. Can't he even bother to say EXCUSE ME ?! I should have smacked that guy in the face with my access card once I got it. Now I can't even remember that guy's face.

On all the steps on the inside of the indoor stadium, there are these 3 strips of line(white, green and pale yellow). The pale yellow will glow in the dark so that people can find their way in the darkness.

I took this ugly picture of Fabian sleeping cause I'm pissed that he could fall asleep on such a grand event's rehearsal. Eh..I think I closed my eyes for like 2 minutes also? But still he did it longer than me. Bleh.

Let me teach you how to get to the toilet in the indoor stadium:

1. Get out of your seat and climb up the stairs till you see the toilet sign. Follow the sign and turn left.

2. Walk for a distance and you'll see the 2nd toilet sign. Follow it and continue to walk left.

3. Walk for a distance again and you'll see the 3rd toilet sign. Follow the arrow.

4. Continue walking and you will see the 4th toilet sign that tells you to go down the stairs.

5. Walk down one flight of stairs and you'll see the 6th toilet sign that tells you to continue walking down the stairs.

6. TA-DAH. Congratulations. You have reached the toilet without bursting your bladder.

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Other random pictures taken today:

Mengx, my ex-hubby came to crash our practical today. I passed her our engagement rings and her stupid dog dish. I think I saw tears at the rim of her eyes (that is just a make-up thought of mine).

Can some kind soul either donate or buy a pair of jeans for Hafiz?

Drew by Yunwei. I think she is secretly in love with me. Haha.

(p.s.: Once again sorry for the unclear pictures. I will lower my rate. You guys can just donate $400 instead of $500 for Gab's digi cam fund)

Was Bitching At 1:39 PM♥

If only I had wings to fly

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dinner at Subway

Went to Subway for dinner with Xiu, Ed and Jiening. And as usual, I suffered another torturous poking session from Xiu. I can't even eat my dinner in peace. She better pray that I don't get any indigestion or not she is gonna get it from me.

The both of us trying to prove that we are sisters.

Edmund just admitted that he loves to cam-whore through this picture.

Xiu went to steal Jiening's shoe and wear it. She looks so 'style' with her new shoe. Maybe she should go out dress like this more often. It will sure attract lots of attention.

Xiu's elongated toe. She feels that her feet are damn pretty. (p.s.: I was pinching my nose while taking this picture.)

Aww. I look so out of place in this picture. Why am I the only one who looks retard?

After that, we used Xiu's handphone camera to take 6 consecutive shots.

The first shot.

The second shot. Jiening is such a cheater. Her pose is exactly the same as the 1st shot.

Finally Xiu could not take it any longer. She was jealous that I appear pretty on every picture and decided to block me, disallowing me to appear on the photos.

Of course I wouldn't let her snatch away my limelight. Took my revenge by pressing her down. I had to live up to my name you know. 'Gab the ULTIMATE BITCH'. Don't play play.

Seems like I was not the only one that she offended. She offended everybody.

Look at my innocent face. I seriously never do anything to Xiu. It is Jiening. Look at the sinister victorious smile on her face (or does it look more like she's got a stroke?). So guess who killed Xiu, Jiening or me? Or it could even be Edmund. Look at him laughing so evilly. Anyway Xiu deserved to die. Lol.

One damn comical thing happened after dinner. We were sitting down, resting from our heavy meals, and I decided to ask Xiu pass me my bag (which was on a chair beside her). She did this freaking lame action. She looked at my bag, without moving any parts of her body (except her big mouth) and said:'Come bag, come.' She thinks she got psychic power or what de. So she just kept calling my bag to come to her. Just then, the Subway sandwich artist walk passed and saw what Xiu was doing. The sandwich artist gave a 'is that girl(referring to Xiu) sick or something' kind of look. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. It feels good to see Xiu mistaken as a retard. Haha. Revenge is sweet.

A random shot of my gonna throw away soon shoe. I love my Lacoste shoe. =>

Was Bitching At 8:40 PM♥

If only I had wings to fly

Jamming = Crapping

So everybody knows about jamming sessions. Jamming sessions are when people(or band mates) come together and wham on music instruments, and while trying to kill the instruments, miraculously they come up with good music.

We bitches also have jamming sessions, but the way we jam are different from the others. Instead of using music instruments, we use our beautiful mouths. Haha. Don't laugh. It's really true.

Ok la, it is actually more well known as crapping/bitching sessions, just that I wanted it to sound better and hence named it jamming session. Our crap is the music and our mouths are the instruments. Steph says it is our fellowship session but I still think jamming session sounds way cooler.

I know most people think that crapping sessions are waste of time and usually nothing productive will come out of the session. AH-HAH. That is an absolute WRONG thinking. Ok. Maybe that statement just apply for the bitches, cause our craps are definitely USEFUL, MEANINGFUL and PRODUCTIVE.

Crapping sessions are a way we bitches bond. It is the time where we get to understand each other better by talking about ourselves and talking things out. It is also a time where we get to know stuffs that we never know before. Many ideas were also generated while crapping. Hence while other people's jamming session bring out good music, we bitches' jamming session bring out friendship, knowledge and creativeness. So stop saying out bitching session are a waste of time cause it is not.

So me and Mengx were 'jamming' last Sunday over the phone and we came up with this great idea of having chalet and BBQ for this year's christmas. And guess who volunteer to be the organizer? The unexpected EN !!! I'm sure this christmas is gonna be damn fun if everything goes well. Oh my my, Decembers always seem to be so filled with fun. There is MY birthday, Edmund's birthday, my brother's birthday (though I don't help him celebrate =P) and finally CHRISTMAS !!! Christmas is the only festival that I celebrate and truly enjoy. I can't wait for December to arrive. =>

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Today's photography lesson was the 1st time that I used a DSLR camera to take photos.

Below are some interesting shots I took.

I never knew that leaves look so good close up.

Even tree trunks and branches look so good.

Oh my goodness. Even the already dead leaves are so nice. Is it my talent or the camera? Alright. I know the answer. You guys don't have to tell me. (The truth hurts. Aww)

The snail was unwilling to come out of its shell to look at me. It is not cause it is scare of my looks okay. It is just shy.

Girls love flowers. I guess that apply for me. =>

Why does water lily look so nice. Aww. I'm gonna marry it. No. I think I would rather eat it.

These 3 shots are the most difficult shots. I think my life is shorten by 1 year just to take these shots. Especially the dragonfly shot. You don't know when they will pounce on you.

Don't be mistaken. I love the clouds. Not the school.

Hafiz thinks he has nice fingers.

Alright. I admit I like Andrew's shirt. For once he has good fashion sense.

Number 8. For good luck and prosperity.

AVT ROCKS !!!

HAHA. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOOKING AT THIS.

Andrew look good in this picture cause his face is covered.

Nothing special with this shot just that it was my most painful shot. While taking this shot, Basyir suddenly stood up and hit into my camera, and the whole camera wham into my face. It hit my spectacles and spectacles hit my nose bone. Freaking painful(T.T). Lucky that i had no nose job done or not Basyir is gonna pay for the repair job. Anyway, after zooming to look at this shot, i must go tell Basyir that he has good head scalp.

Haha. It's funny that everyone is doing the same thing.

Wanyee's burnt hand. Poor thing.

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After school, I went to find Xiu and Ed for dinner. I showed them the pictures I took and they went like: 'Really is you took those photos one anot?' (some more still give me that doubtful look. What The Shit).

Imagine if I told them that the camera was in auto mode. I'm sure they will go: 'Ah-hah. I knew it. Since when Gab so Pro wor. Tsk tsk tsk. Camera was in auto mode don't wonder the pictures look better than Gab's usual standard.' Sigh. See la. Where got such friends one?

So we went to 'Kopitiam' for dinner and Xiu ordered Yong Tau Foo. When her food came, I was

wowed by the hotdog.

I went like: ' Oh my, the hotdog so cute. My 1st time see hot dog cut till like that. So cute sia.'

Xiu: ' Suan Koo(Dumb in hokkien) la you. Never see before meh.'

Gab: ' Then you lex. 村姑(Village's auntie in chinese).'

After saying that I just realized that 村姑 is used for Mengx. Aiya, nevermind la. The both of them can share together.

Was Bitching At 2:30 PM♥

If only I had wings to fly